My name is Luna Lovegood, and I am on a research mission for The Quibbler (available by owl order, get your first six issues free if you can suggest to the editorial staff a fruitful new line of enquiry), seeking out the Crumple-Horned Snorkack. I thought I almost had this most elusive of creatures when I found myself suddenly in a very nice seaside town in a multi-dimensional approximation of Kent. I suspect a Humdinger may be behind this, pending further investigation.
In the meantime, I'm told they do very good pancakes at a little cafe along the way, which seems an ideal place to start.